成了没 So?
怎么会这样 我明明向她介绍你了啊 No. You-You were in.
我都用上"你见过泰德吗"这招了 I said, "Have you met Ted" and everything.
-怎么会不管用呢 -我也不知道 -How could that not work? -I don't know,
我们先自我介绍 然后我给她点了一杯酒 we introduced ourselves, I bought her a drink,
跟她说我爱她 told her I loved her...
-啥玩意儿 -我开玩笑的 -What? -I'm kidding.
慢着 罗克珊 如果这是你的真名 Hold on, Roxanne-- if that really is your name.
不是 我叫罗宾 It's not. It's Robin.
你居然不带我玩"你见过泰德吗" You played "Have You Met Ted" without me?
在老子的地盘 用老子的泰德 In my bar with my Ted?
或许抢别人的泡妞搭档在你的老家 Maybe stealing a bro's wingman is okay back in...
不好意思 你家那个前不着村后不着店的 I'm sorry, what's the name of this third world banana republic
地方叫什么来着 you claim to be from?
加拿大 Canada.
我对天发誓我从来没听说过这个地方 I have literall never heard of that place.
不理他 你什么时候搬过来的 When'd you move here, anyway?
两个月前 Two months ago.
-觉得纽约怎么样 -说实话 -How do you like it? -Honestly,
日子有点不好过 it-it's been a little tough.
我为了做都市新闻一台的电视记者搬过来 I moved here for this on-air reporter job at Metro News 1,
本想着能借此机会出人头地的 thinking it was gonna be my big break,
没想到 only to find out
我们的观众基本上都是坐在机动车辆管理局等候室里无所事事的人 that our viewership mostly consists of DMV waiting rooms
和以前从来没看过电视的人 and people plugging in their TV for the first time.
最让人郁闷的是 我一个朋友都没有 To top it all off, I have no friends.
这话可不对 Um... wrong.
这就坐着你的四个朋友呢 You have four friends right here.
-我说的没错吧 -必须的 -Right, guys? -Uh, yeah.
你现在就是我们五人组的一员啦 一日入组 You're totally in our gang now. And once you're in,
终生留组 是吧 you're in for life, right?
-入组啦 -哦 -好的 -She's in. -Oh. -All right.
-入组咯 -欢迎加入 -She's in. -Welcome.
那既然我加入了 下一轮酒我请 Well, if I'm in, I should get the next round.
-霸气 -豪爽 -Whoa, whoa -Ooh
-这女孩儿我喜欢 -嘿嘿 -I like this girl. -Ho, ho.
我是认真的 我真心喜欢这女孩儿 I'm serious, I like this girl.
老娘需要周围多点雌激素 And we need some estrogen up in this bitch.
你们几个从来只聊威士忌和体育 All we ever talk about is Scotch and sports.
五杯21年陈格伦•麦肯纳 不加冰 Five Glen McKennas, 21 years, neat.
顺便换台到冰球比赛 And switch it to the hockey game, 'cause
我要看加人队完爆棕熊队 哟 my Canucks are gonna bury the Bruins, yo.
那我先把话说明白了 So here's the deal with the deal.
罗宾是我的新闺蜜 Robin's my new best friend--
谁也不许碰她 nobody bangs her.
嘿 嘿 嘿 她才拒绝了我 Hey, hey, hey, she only rejected me
区区三次 我们还是有戏的 three times, she's still very much in play.
我可没开玩笑 I'm serious.
你们要想和她瞎搞只有一种可能 There's only one way I'd let either of you have sex with her.
不是你想的 永远不可能 Not that. It's never that.
我真的希望这个女孩 I really want this girl
能继续成为我们生活中的一部分 to stay a part of our lives.
所以这个你们能和她上床的唯一可能 So the only way you're allowed to hook up with her...
就是把她娶回家 is if you marry her.
这我可吃不消 Too rich for my blood.
那混蛋居然真做到了 That son of a bitch did it.
他做到了 He really did.
所以说你明天就要搬去芝加哥了吧 So you're moving to Chicago tomorrow, huh?
现在什么感觉 How do you feel?
呃 我挺期待的 Uh, I'm looking forward to it.
工作无可挑剔 The job's amazing.
公寓也已经找好了 I got a great apartment lined up.
你看 我可 You know, it's...
我可等不及了 It's exciting.
生活在向前进 Onwards and upwar...
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HIMYM字幕组 心碎奉献
嗨 贝斯手 Hey! Bass player.
是我啊 我是那个药店里那个尿布男 It's me. The guy from the drug store with the diapers
我想勾搭你 然后我们在店外的 that hit on you, then we went outside
公交站长凳上促膝长谈了一番 and had a deep, emotional talk on a bus bench.
我都已经说得这么详细了 你应该想起来了吧 I ...I-I'm gonna be really surprised if I have to be more specific than that.
记得你告诉我别再四处鬼混 Remember when you told me to stop messing around
紧握自己的真爱吗 and go get the girl?
好了 你看 我抓住了 Well, check it. I got her.
你怎么样了 你还在和那个家伙约会吗 What about you? You still dating that guy?
亲娘七舅姥爷啊 Grape Scotch
泰德 泰德 泰泰德 Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted.
-看这里 看这里 -嗯 -Right here, right here -Yeah,
-我看着呢 巴尼 -看这里 看这里 -I-I see you, Barney. -Right here, right here.
太好了 是时候我们来玩一个小游戏 Good, great. Then it's time to play a little game
我把它称为 "你见过... I like to call Have...
-巴尼 我 -不 不 -Barney, I... -No, no.
你禁止不玩"你见过泰德吗" You are not getting out of Have You Met Ted.
我要介绍一个女孩给你 There's a girl that you have to meet.
她跟你简直是绝配 而且她见过你吗 没 她没见过你 She is perfect for you. And has... she met you? No, she has... not.
想想将来你们共度的春宵 Think of all the sex you're gonna ha..
巴尼 Barney.
我 我必须得走了 I ha... I have to go.
什么 现在吗 What, now?
对 Yeah.
你 Y...
我们不能在这里告别 W-We have to do this outside.
罗宾 Robin.
认识你是莫大的荣幸 It's been a major pleasure.
-荣幸少校 -荣幸少校 -Major Pleasure. -Major Pleasure.
过来抱一个 Come here.
新婚快乐 Congratulations.
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 天呐 不行 这个太像真事儿了 Oh, God, no, this is too real.
我招架不住 马修先来 I can't handle this, Marshall's next.
马修 Marshall.
祝你在芝加哥万事如意 Good luck out there in Chicago.
我有点小嫉妒 你随时随地都能吃到加佐拉披萨 I'm gonna be kind of jealous of you, getting to have Gazzola's pizza whenever you want.
你要去的可是罗马 You're gonna be in Rome.
你说得没错 Yeah. I guess.
我只是 I just...
我觉得一个拥抱太轻了 I feel like a hug isn't enough.
ET外星人式告别怎么样 E.T. good-bye?
我会永远留在 I'll be right...
你脑海里 here.
好吧 我好多了 但是真的很诡异 Okay, it helped, but that was really creepy.
我一时半会儿不想看见你 I don't want to see you for a while.
巴尼 Barney.
我们舔了自由钟 We licked the Liberty Bell.
有吗 We did?
有啊 你 Yeah, you...
你不记得了吗 You don't remember that?
呃 我干过的炫酷事可多了 泰德 Uh, I've done a lot of cool stuff, Ted.
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
我才 我才发现 I just... I just realized:
我以后找谁击掌啊 Who am I gonna high five now?
-得了吧 伙计 -不 不 -Come on, dude. -No, no,
我没开玩笑 我要是看见了 I'm being serious. What if I see...
狮群大战霸王龙怎么办 a pack of lions fighting a tyrannosaurus?
或者 更激动人心的 Or, better yet,
我要是看见咪咪了怎么办 what if I see boobs?
那我 我以后该找谁击掌 Who am I... Who am I gonna high five then?
你可以和马修击掌啊 You can high five Marshall.
是啊 但是马修 Yeah, yeah. But Marshall
只会为了莉莉的咪咪和我击掌 only likes to high five about Lily boobs.
此情永不移 Oh, always.
好的 巴尼 Okay, Barney.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
最终一掌 One last high five.
绕梁不绝的最后一次击掌 A high five to echo throughout eternity.
好主意 Yes.
而且这一掌将凝聚 And within that high five will be
所有我们击过的掌的力量 all the high fives we've ever high fived.
也凝聚了所有我们想但没有击过的掌的力量 And all the high fives we could ever possibly high five.
击掌无极限 A high infinity.
就是击掌无极限 A high infinity, exactly.
我们开始吧 Let's do this.
好了 所有人闪开 All right, everybody back up.
事后再见了 雷 I'll see you on the other side, Ray.
二者均为电影《捉鬼敢死队》中的人物
跟你共事很不错 伊根博士 Nice working with you, Dr. Venkman.
值了 Worth it.
太值了 So worth it.
然后我就过来赶火车 So I rushed out to make the train,
不过已经晚了45分钟了 which is now 45 minutes late.
这位拿着贝斯的女士 This lady with the bass guitar--
她很漂亮吗 was she pretty?
当然 Yeah.
她很美 She was beautiful.
回去找她吧 Go back and meet her.
不要 No.
如果这是命中注定呢 But what if it was destiny?
阿姨 这个周末很漫长 Lady, it's been a really long weekend.
我明天就要搬去芝加哥了 I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow.
我现在不想谈论命运的事情 I can't really talk destiny right now.
好吧 Okay.
有事吗 Yes?
如果宇宙给了你一个超级无敌大暗示 What if the universe sent you a gigantic sign
告诉你 这位女士就是你的归宿 that this woman was your destiny?
那你会去找她吗 Then would you talk to her?
嗯 当然 我猜我应该肯定会吧 Yeah, sure. I mean, I-I guess I would have to.
好吧 Okay.
嗯 Okay.
倒霉火车死哪儿去了 Where is that train?
我能再问一个问题吗 Can I ask one more question?
什么 What?
那个拿着贝斯的女孩 This girl with the bass guitar--
是她吗 is that her?
就是她 对吧 That is her, isn't it?
真是激动人心 This is so exciting.
去找她 G-Go talk to her.
好吧 你淡定点 阿姨 拜托 All right. Just be cool, lady. Damn.
你还在这坐着干嘛 Why are you still sitting here?
因为我明天就要搬去芝加哥了 你忘了 Because I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow, remember?
24小时之后 And 24 hours from now,
我的生活就完全不同了 my life is gonna be completely different.
24小时后
感觉太奇怪了 现在泰德走了 This is so strange, you know, now that Ted's
这里...气氛不一样了 gone, it's just a... A different vibe.
你能感觉到他不在了 You can just f-feel his absence.
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?!
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
泰德 你在这干嘛 Ted, what are you doing here?
喝酒咯 Just having a drink.
你还在纽约干嘛 What are you doing in New York?
你不是应该去芝加哥了吗 Aren't you supposed to be in Chicago?
不...哦 No... Oh.
嗯 我不去了 Yeah, I'm not doing that.
-啥 -啥 -What? -What?
-我不去芝加哥了 -为什么 -I'm not moving to Chicago. -Why?
-我认识了一个女孩 -你 -I met a girl. -You...
个混账玩意儿 son of a bitch!
你是什么毛病 What is the matter with you?
你怎么能让我们经历分别的痛苦 How could you put us through that?
跟你说再见让我不会再爱了 That good-bye was emotionally devastating.
这朵美丽的花儿在浴室哭了一晚上 A certain delicate flower cried all night in the shower.
我也很不高兴 And I was pretty bummed, too.
现在你就 And now you're
因为一个女孩不走了 staying because of some girl?
我是说 那人谁啊 I mean, who is this person?
婚礼乐队的贝斯手 The bass player from the wedding band.
哦 她啊 她人好好啊 Oh, yeah, she's great.
-超爱她 -对吧 -Love her. -Right,
对吧 right?
-你在...你在干嘛 -给她打电话 -What are you... What are you doing? -Calling her.
不要打 不要第二天就打电话 Don't do this. Don't call her the next day.
-你这次又要黄了 -是吗 -You're blowing this. -Huh?
三天 你要等三天啊 泰德 Three days. You wait three days, Ted.
哦 三天才打电话的规矩太小儿科了 Oh, the three day rule is-is a childish,
不过是个玩弄感情的把戏 manipulative mind game.
不过你还是等三天吧 But yeah, you wait three days.
嘿 我是泰德 你好 呃 H-Hey, it's Ted. Hi. Um,
你...明天一起吃晚饭如何 listen, do you ... do you want to have dinner tomorrow night?
太好了 Great.
我说清楚了是跟我吃饭 对吧 It was clear I meant with me, right?
相同的答案 非常好 Same answer. Solid.
他怎么老是这样呢 Why does he keep doing this?
他遇见某人 喜欢得过头了 He meets 'em, he likes 'em way too much,
殷勤得过份了 进展得太快了 然后就黄了 he goes way too big, too soon, and he ends up blowing it.
我已经受不了了 I can't take this anymore.
他都搞过这么多回对象了 可还是一点都没长进 He's fallen in love so many times now.
但这次不一样 Not like this.
绝对不一样 This is different.
快点吧 去找她 Come on, go talk to her.
哦 这一切都是因为我 Oh, and it'll all be because of me.
我会在你们的婚礼上唱歌 And I'll sing at your wedding.
你会办一个盛大的婚礼 对吧 Y-You are gonna have a big wedding, right?
什么 不 你淡定点 阿姨 拜托 What? No. Just be cool, lady. Damn.
盛大的婚礼不是年轻人才办的吗 And aren't big weddings kind of a young man's game?
30多岁就不要大张旗鼓了 You don't have a big wedding in your 30s.
如果我结婚了 If I do ever get married,
我会一切从简的 I'm keeping it simple.
2015年
在热气球上吗 A hot air balloon?
呃 是的 如果你结婚的时候 Well, yeah. I mean, when you're getting married
是在17世纪的法国古堡 坐着六匹白马 in a 17th-century castle in France and making your entrance
拉着的马车进场 on a stagecoach with six white horses,
离场的时候也不能太寒酸了嘛 you kind of got to make a big exit.
你这婚礼准备花多少钱 How much are you spending on this?
哦 相当大一笔钱吧 Oh, like, a lot of money.
呃 我所有的积蓄吧 Mm. All of my money.
听着 我知道你们总是在旅行 Look, I know you guys have been traveling a lot,
不过你们会参加的吧 but you're coming, right?
-当然 -一定 -Oh course. What... -Duh.
我请下一轮酒 I'll get the next round.
谢谢 Thanks.
我想付钱的 不过 I'd offer, but...
城堡太贵了 Castle.
是啊 Yeah.
那么 你们生活怎么样 So, how you guys doing?
我觉得罗宾工作忙得要命啊 是吧 I mean, Robin's really taking off at work, huh?
感觉是 "罗宾•舍巴斯基 世界新闻 加拉加斯报道" It's like, "Robin Scherbatsky, World Wide News, Caracas."
"罗宾•舍巴斯基 世界新闻 圣彼得堡报道" "Robin Scherbatsky, World Wide News, St. Petersburg."
"罗宾•舍巴斯基 世界新闻 "Robin Scherbatsky, World Wide News,
除了纽约都在报道" anywhere but New York, apparently."
不过这样挺好 But it's great.
呃 这让我们的生活特别艰难 Uh, it's makes things super difficult for us,
不过这样挺好 挺好的 but it's great. It's great.
挺好 挺好 It's great. It's great.
再说一遍我就信你 One more and I'll believe you.
-挺好 -确实挺好 It's great. Sounds great.
-嘿 -嗨 抱歉我迟到了 Hey. Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.
能先跟你说个事吗 Can I talk to you for a minute?
恩 当然 你给那个城堡男汇款了没 Yeah, sure. Did you wire the down payment to the castle guy?
我有城堡男 I got a castle guy.
我有 呃 三个城堡男 I've got, like, three castle guys.
还有一个管护城河的 所有... And a moat guy, so...
我没有汇款因为 I didn't wire the payment because
我觉得我们九月结不了婚了 I don't think we can get married in September.
-啥 为什么啊 -因为 What-What, why? Because,
我结婚的时候 when I do get married,
我希望我能穿的进 I kind of want to fit
我的婚纱 in... my dress.
你为什么不... Why wouldn't you f...
是的 Yeah.
-不是吧 -是的 -No. -Yeah.
是的 是的 Yeah, yeah.
-是的 -哇 -Yeah. Whoa.
怎么啦 What's going on?
她隆胸了 She's getting a boob job.
2016年五月
我们看见佩妮在 We just peeked in on Penny
婴儿室里睡着了 asleep in the baby room.
装饰的不错啊 It's adorable.
你们小两口 整个房间装修的都不错 The whole place looks great, guys.
但我还是不敢相信你让泰德把他在文艺复兴集会上 But I can't believe you let Ted hang his jousting lance
买的长矛挂在你们卧室墙壁上 from the renaissance fair on your bedroom wall.
是啊 Yeah.
那是泰德买的 That's Ted's.
怎么样 马修 工作怎么样 So, Marshall, how's your job going?
我的椅子... My chair...
如果我坐的时间够短的话 is reasonably comfortable.
还是很舒服的 For short periods of time.
马修已经决定 Marshall has decided to say
他工作上的事情 报喜不报忧 only positive things about being back in corporate law.
所以你不喜欢吗 So you hate it?
我做的很多事情不会让我哭 Much of what I do does not make me cry.
但是这工作只是临时的 But the job's only temporary.
马修有过一次当法官的机会 Marshall was offered the judgeship once,
然后他为了我拒绝了 and he turned it down for me.
所以 因果报应上来说 那个电话铃应该再响一次 So, karmically, that phone has to ring again.
而且 就算不会再响的话 And even if it doesn't,
今天 我的老板 today, when my boss
把他的鸡蛋沙拉三明治甩我脸上的时候 threw his egg salad sandwich at my face,
有一点儿掉我嘴里了 some of it got into my mouth.
味道还不错呢 And it was tasty.
嘿 你们俩呢 Hey, what about you guys?
阿根廷之旅怎么样 How was Argentina?
不错 挺不错的 Great. It was great.
-真挺不错的 -真挺不错的 -It was great. -It was great.
-真挺不错 -真不错 -It was great. -It was great.
真的挺不错 It was great.
你们再说一遍我就相信你们 One more and I'll believe you.
这也太差了吧 This is so not great.
对不起 我得在这工作一段时间 I'm sorry that I have to work while I'm here.
我这是外出工作 好吧 It's called being on assignment.
嗯 我怎么办 这旅店连无线网络都没有 Well, what about me? There's no Wi-Fi in this hotel.
罗宾 在没有网络的情况下 你让我这生意 How am I supposed to run a business, Robin,
怎么进行下去 with no Wi-Fi?
那算生意吗 巴尼 那就是个博客 好吧 It's not a business, Barney, it's a blog, okay?
那是一个生活方式类博客 It is a lifestyle blog.
为了高端大气上档次的大城市绅士们打造的 而且 For the upscale, sophisticated urban gentleman, and it's
如果我不发每日一硬这些笑话的话就永远火不起来 never gonna take off if I can't post today's boner joke.
我知道我一直在旅行 I know I'm always traveling.
我一个人走的时候 咱俩谁都不高兴 We both hate it when I'm gone, we both hate it
我带上你走的时候 咱俩也都不开心 when I drag you with me. Neither of us is happy.
这日子是不是就没法过了 Is this just not working anymore?
等下 等... 你什么意思 咱俩的日子吗 Wait, w... What "This"? This-this?
如果我给你一条出路 就现在 If I gave you an out, right now--
如果在我们到达结婚三年这个标志牌的时候 if there was an exit ramp right here
有一条匝道能让你下这个高速公路 at the three-year mark--
你会开下去吗 would you take it?
在我回答之前 我提一句 Before I answer that, real quick:
你想喝到烂醉 然后做爱吗 you want to get super drunk and have sex right now?
当然 Of course.
然后 一件又一件的事情发生 And then, one thing led to another.
又发生另一件事 And then another.
然后又发生 在那之后 And then another after that.
噢 Oh.
然后我们接着喝酒 然后 And we kept drinking, and
也许喝得有点小...多 may have had a little... too much.
你们在这儿干嘛呢啊
你们的房间在对面好吗
谢谢 再见 Arigato.
哇 这些房间看起来都一样 Wow, these rooms all look the same,
就算你醒酒之后 看起来也都一样 even when you're sober.
你酒醒了吗 You're sober?
那么... So, um...
昨晚我们说的那件事 about what we discussed last night.
你什么想法 How do you feel?
我爱你 罗宾 I love you, Robin.
而且当我们结婚的时候 And when we got married,
我承诺永远对你诚实 I made a vow that I would always tell you the truth.
我们离婚了 We got divorced.
我真不敢相信你们离婚了都没告诉我们 I can't believe you got divorced without telling us.
这完全就是我老爸老妈的翻版啊 This is my mom and dad all over again.
巴尼 如果你开始自酿啤酒的话 Barney, if you start brewing your own beer now
然后上了我的舞会女伴 我一定会宰了... and nail my prom date, so help me...
泰德 我岁数大了 Years too late on one of those, Teddy.
各位 没事的 Guys, it's okay.
这并不是一段失败的婚姻啊 This isn't a failed marriage.
这是一段持续三年的 It's a very successful marriage
成功婚姻啊 that happened to only last three years.
你们都这么想吗 You both want this?
真的吗 For real?
是的 We do.
真的 For real.
莉莉 你还好吗 Lily, you okay?
我当然不好了 Of course I'm not okay.
这下全都毁了 This ruins everything.
现在我们就得站队了 Now we have to choose sides,
而且很明显我们会选罗宾 and obviously we're gonna choose Robin,
但是巴尼也不差啊 but Barney has his moments.
我真的很喜欢 I really liked
每日一硬的那些笑话 the boner joke of the day.
这样 你们不需要站队的 Look, you guys do not need to pick sides.
什么都不需要改变 Nothing has to change.
不需要 我们曾经分手过 No. We've already broken up before
然后我们依旧是朋友 记得吗 and we've stayed friends, remember?
只要你们答应我 这不代表我们以后就不能见面了 As long as you promise me this won't mean we stop hanging out.
答应你 Okay.
-我认真的 我知道 -但是 我是说 -I'm serious. -I know, but, I mean,
我们基本上也不再一起团聚了吧 we hardly hang out anymore anyway.
这两口子住在市郊 They live in the suburbs now,
然后你俩都准备要第三个孩子了 and you two are about to have baby number three.
行了 这都多明显了 Please. You're so obvious.
你的咪咪又重回C罩杯了 Your gals are back up to a full C-cup,
然后你都把她一晚上的酒都喝了 and you've been sipping her drink all night long.
我们不想在有确切消息之前 We didn't want to announce anything
妄下任何定论 till we knew for sure.
哦 天啊 莉莉 Oh, my gosh, Lily!
-太棒了 -噢 恭喜啊 -That's amazing! -Oh, congratulations!
-噢 太棒了 -等等 你们看 -Oh, my God. -Wait, see?
此时此刻 This, right here,
这就是我们不能在生活中疏离彼此的原因 this is why we can't fall out of each other's lives.
在人生最重要的那些时刻 我们一定要在一起 We have to be here for the big moments.
就答应我 不管发生了什么 Just promise me, no matter what,
在人生最重要的那些时刻 我们一定要在一起 we will always be there for the big moments.
我 我保证 在人生的重要时刻 我们一定会在一起 I-I promise. We'll-we'll always be there for the big moments.
嗯 是吧 Mm. See?
就像这离婚的事完全没发生一样 It's like this whole divorce thing never happened.
我... I...
2016年10月
-嘿 -亲爱的 -Hey. -Hi, sweetie.
工作怎么样 How was work?
我 我老板今天只用阴道的近义词 My-my boss only called me three words
骂了我三次 that meant "Vagina" Today.
-孩子怎么样了 -睡着了 -How are the kids? -Asleep.
太好了 还是可以的 对吧 Good. This is working, right?
马尔文和小雏菊在一个房间里 不是很挤是吧 Marvin and Daisy sharing a room together? It's not too cramped?
然后等下一个孩子出生之后 And then when the next one arrives,
我们就把她的摇篮...放在浴室里 we'll just put her crib... in the shower.
大小正好 也方便清理 It's the perfect size. It'll save time on cleanups...
我们需要搬到大一点的地方去 Let's move somewhere bigger.
是的 谢天谢地 Yes. Oh, thank God.
我是说...没别的意思 I mean... You know,
也别误会 我爱这个公寓 don't get me wrong. I love this apartment.
要怎么和这么多美好的回忆说再见呢 How do you say good-bye to so many special memories?
-蟑螂鼠 -我们必须要搬家 -Cock-a-mouse! -We have to move!
-嘿 马修 -罗宾 你来了 -Hey, Marshall. -Robin!
嘿 我真高兴你来了 上次见你都是多久以前的事儿了 Hey, I'm so glad you're here. It's-it's been forever.
-哦 嘿 -嘿 -Oh, hey. -Hey.
你的...你怎么没打扮啊 Where's your... where's your costume?
噢 哦 这周工作很辛苦 Oh, uh, it's been a crazy week at work
呃 那你扮演的是谁 Uh, well, who are you supposed to be?
好吧 我要申明这不是我的主意 Okay, I want to make it clear this is not my idea.
我是艾哈勃船长 I'm Captain Ahab.
艾哈勃船长 《白鲸记》主人公
这要是你的主意有什么不好的吗 Why is it bad if it was your idea?
-罗宾 你来了啊 -白鲸啊 懂了 -Robin, you made it! -A white whale. Got it.
-噢 嗨 -嗨 -Aw. Hi. -Hi.
是啊 我认为 Yeah, I figured,
人们想的就是这个 看见我就立马来个急刹车 people are thinkin' it. Might as well steer into the skid, right?
你的衣服呢 Where's your costume?
哦 那个 我就是太... Oh, you know, I've just been so...
哎呀我的亲娘嘞 马修 Oh, my God, Marshall!
猜猜我刚才记了谁的分 Guess whose digits I just scored?
那个淫荡的警察官的... The slutty police officer's...
税务律师 tax attorney.
嘿 罗宾 Hey, Robin!
嘿 没注意到你在那儿 Hey. Didn't see you there.
幸好没露馅儿 Saved it.
对不起啊 我得去尿尿了 Sorry, I got to pee.
我会在...一小时之内回来 I-I'll be back in... an hour.
哦 不是吧 Oh, man.
泰德还是穿着那个悬挂留言板吗 Is Ted still wearing his hanging chat costume?
-多古老的东西啊 -自从 -How old is that thing? -It's gone
迷人的复古风过时了以后 from played out to charmingly retro and back
现在又回归了六七次 six or seven times now.
有点像泰德本身的风格 Kind of like Ted himself.
不过今晚又派上用途了 Tonight it's working for him though.
你是怎么做到的 泰德 你是怎么做到 How do you do this, Ted? How do you
整晚都吹着冷风坐在屋顶上 sit out here all night on the roof in the cold
依然坚信你的南瓜妹会出现的 and still have faith your pumpkin's gonna show up?
听着 我知道我生命中的挚爱不会 Look, I know that odds are the love of my life
穿着南瓜服奇迹般地走过那扇门 isn't gonna magically walk through that door
那就太诡异了 而且还是在... in a pumpkin costume at...
凌晨2:43 不过... 2:43 in the morning, but...
这地方挺不错的 特别适合人 this seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know...
静候 再静候 sit and wait.
唔... Um...
能不能跟莉莉说一声我要走了 uh, c-can you tell Lily I-I had to go?
我要开溜了 I got to split.
说到开溜 你觉得我能不能像 Speaking of splits, do you think I can do a split in midair
split一词多意
大卫•李•罗斯那样劈腿 like my boy David Lee Roth?
大卫•李•罗斯 摇滚明星
我知道你不能 I know you can't.
接受挑战 Challenge accepted.
卧槽 爷的蛋啊 Oh, my scrotum!
我摆脱 不了这玩意 I can't get out of this thing.
我得坚持住 I'm holding it.
-等等 你要走了吗 -是啊 -Wait, are you leaving? -Yeah,
我明天有很重要的事 得去睡一会儿 I got a big day tomorrow. I got to get some sleep.
不行 你不能走 现在就是人生的重要时刻 No, you can't leave. This is a big moment.
我们要跟这个公寓永别了 We're saying good-bye to the apartment.
咱们五人组所有成员都得到场 The whole gang has to be here.
所有成员吗 The gang?
你知道对我来说 "所有成员"都是谁吗 莉莉 Do you know who the gang is to me, Lily?
听仔细了 Here's what the gang is:
"所有成员"是一对结了婚的 the gang is a married couple
我却再也没见过面的情侣 他们都要有第三个孩子了 who I never see anymore, about to have their third kid;
是我的前夫 it's my ex-husband,
当着我的面去勾搭淫荡女警察 hitting on slutty cops right in front of me;
还有那个或许我本应该和他在一起的人 and it's the guy I probably should have ended up with
但现在 他和他漂亮的孩子妈在一起 with the beautiful mother of his child.
你说 哪个正常人会把这些人 I mean, who in their right mind would call
算作亲人般的密友 that group of people "The gang"?
这样啊 Oh...
哦 那...怎么办 Oh, oh, so... so what?
就这样了吗 This is all
一切都结束了吗 just over then?
我们的友情就这样结束了吗 Our whole friendship is just over?
不 当然不是了 我们... No. What, of course not. Look, we'll...
永远都是朋友 只是... we'll always be friends. It's just...
再也不会像以前那样了 never gonna be how it was.
不可能了 It can't be.
但那也未必是件让人难过的事 And that doesn't have to be a sad thing.
在我们的人生中 时刻都有 There-There's so much wonderful stuff happening
温暖而美好的事情发生 in all of our lives right now.
我们心存感激 已经绰绰有余 Look, more than enough to be grateful for.
可是我们五个在麦克拉伦酒吧打发时间 But the five of us hanging out at MacLaren's,
那些一起犯傻的青春岁月 being young and stupid...
却不再是许多温暖美好的其中之一了 that's just not one of those things.
那段时光结束了 That part's over.
我得走了 I gotta go.
晚安 莉莉 Good night, Lily.
晚安 Good night.
2018年
马修马上就来 Marshall's almost here.
耶 看看我们 Yes! Look at us,
又出来玩了 不可思议啊 hanging out again. This is amazing.
简直太赞了 This is awesome!
-简直是... -淡定 -This is... -Okay.
-冷静一下 哥们 -不要 -Just settle down, buddy. -No!
冷静是给那些当上爹妈就不娱乐了的家伙们的 Settling down is for losers with kids who never go out anymore.
今晚都得听我的 I am in charge tonight,
我允许你们最早 and the earliest I am allowing
回家的时间是...凌晨2点 anyone to go home is... 2 a.m.
-晚上10点 -9点45 -10 p.m. -9:45.
凌晨3点 3 a.m.
伙计们 今晚将会是传... Guys, tonight is gonna be legen--
等一下... wait for it...
如果我现在走 If I leave now,
还能把孩子们哄去睡觉 I could put the kids to bed.
我来结账 I'll get the check.
...奇 ...Dary!
传奇 Legendary!
伙计们 五人组回来啦 Guys, the gang is back!
我们回来啦 We're back!
就除了罗宾 All of us except for Robin.
我再也没见过她了 We never see her anymore.
好吧 再说一点 凌晨4点以前 Okay, in addition to you guys not going home
不能回家 没错 现在变成4点了 before 4 a.m.--yes, it's up to 4 now--
不管是谁什么时候说了扫兴的话 anytime anyone talks about something sad,
我们就延长一小时再回家 we stay out an extra hour.
我们说的是人生中重要的时刻 我们都要在一起 We said we'd always be there for the big moments.
-凌晨5点 -别不讲理 -5 a.m. -To be fair,
今晚只有我们出来玩 tonight's just us hanging out
最多到晚上10点 to 10 p.m., tops.
这又不是什么重要时刻 It's not a big moment.
呃 Um,
-这就是啊 -呃 不 这不是 -yes, it is. -Um, no, it's not.
-呃 它就是 -呃...它不是 -Um, yes, it is. -Um... no, it's not.
呃 是的 Um, yes, it is.
我今天接到了电话 I got a phone call today.
皇后区有个法官要退休了 所以... A judge in Queens is retiring, so...
我要当法官了 I'm gonna be a judge.
耶 耶 Yes! Yes!
艾瑞克森法官 Judge Eriksen!
耶 再来一杯 Yeah! One more.
我说了吧 电话会响 这是你应得的 I told you the phone would ring. You deserve this.
谢谢 莉莉 Thanks, Lily.
-我爱你 马甜甜 -噢 -I love you, Marshmallow. -Oh.
到凌晨1点45吧 1:45 a.m.
你是对的 巴尼 今晚的确是 Well, you were right, Barney, this night was, in fact,
传奇 不过... legendary, but...
我知道你要说什么 我同意了 I know what you're gonna say and I agree.
我们要去拉斯维加斯咯 We're going to Vegas!
四个半小时后 I will be awakened
我就会被吵吵闹闹的 by screaming children in less than...
孩子们吵醒 four-and-a-half hours.
你要留下 You're staying.
我得回家 I'm going.
软糖法官 你审理的第一个案件 结论如何 Judge Fudge, your very first ruling?
他留下来 He stays.
嘿 看到了吧 Hey! See?
今天我们要 Tonight is about
庆祝我们作为朋友的旷世奇缘 celebrating our enduring bond as friends.
不对 是家人 因为我们就是一家人 泰德 Nay, family. Because that's what we are, Ted.
我们是家... We are fa...
好了 玩得开心 伙计们 保持联系 Okay, fun night, guys. Keep in touch.
勒死了 我的气管 Crushing... windpipe.
你很幸运 我没有勒你其他的管道 You're lucky that's the only pipe I'm crushing.
那个女人年龄才你一半大 Aah! That woman is half your age.
那你这些年真的一点都没有变吗 Haven't you changed,even a little?
没有 我从来没有 No. I haven't.
听着 我知道有一段时间 Look, I know there was a time
我看起来好像可以 到达爱的彼岸 when it seemed like I was capable of going the distance,
但是 如果和罗宾都没有达到的话 but... if it wasn't gonna happen with Robin,
那我和谁都不会达到了 then it's just not gonna happen with anyone.
我永远都不会 遇见一个女孩 I am never gonna be a guy who meets a girl
然后第一眼看到她时 就像 and, from the first time I see her, I'm just like,
你是我此生挚爱 "You are the love of my life.
我生命的所有 Everything I have
我生命的全部意义全在于你 and everything I am is yours forever."
真的吗 Really?
不 我只是在表达一下我的观点 你继续吧 No, I'm just making a point.Move it along.
那不是我 That's not me.
我会正好领带 I'm the guy who straightens his tie,
说一些黄色笑话 自我击掌 says something dirty, high-fives himself
然后再去和那个姑娘搭讪 and then goes and talks to that girl over there.
那才是我 That's me.
我可以 只做我自己吗 Can I please... just be me?
大软糖法官 Judge Fudge?
我同意 I'll allow it.
然后 我就要开垦去拉 自我击掌 Then I'll a-plow it. Self-five.
斯坦森走啦 Stinson out.
噢 Oh!
嗨 你们两个 Hey, so are you guys
准备结婚吗 ever gonna tie the knot or are you...
还是准备在罪恶中享受每一天 are you just comfortable living in sin?
某些人有点 Someone's gotten a bit...
乐于评判了 -噢 judge-y. -Oh!
-反对有效 -对哦 -Sustained. -Yeah.
我们会摆平这个的 只是你知道的 We'll get around to it.It's just, you know,
需要解决生活 工作还有孩子的事情 with life and jobs and kids.
再加上 她还在坚持在一个 Plus, this one's still insisting on getting married
法国城堡里面结婚 in a French castle.
我明天要在一间白色城堡里面结婚 I'd get married tomorrow in a White Castle,
但是这个人想要更多的惊喜的东西 but this guy needs more "wow factor."
有你就是我最大的惊喜了 You're all the wow factor I need.
哇哦~恶 Aw!
很高兴还能有人享受这悲剧一日 Glad someone can be happy on the day of a tragedy.
噢 巴尼 Aw, Barney,
你知道这些全是假的吧 you know this is all fake, right?
那个机器人并没有死 That robot's not really dead.
我没有在说机器人啊 莉莉 I'm not talking about the robot, Lily.
你们 别穷开心了 我要告诉你们一个悲伤的故事 Everyone,stop having fun! I'm about to tell a sad story!
大伙 还记得2010年的时候我实现了完美一周吗 Guys, remember back in 2010 when I achieved a perfect week?
七个姑娘在七个晚上 当然记得 Seven girls in seven nights, sure.
好的 最近 Well, recently,
我决定去尝试 I decided to attempt...
完美一月 a perfect month.
我重新编写了一个新的花花公子手册 I put together a brand-new playbook.
不 我不想听这歌 这个太伤感了吧 No, I can't hear this.This is just too sad.
但是我还没有到最伤感的地方呢 But I haven't gotten to the sad part yet.
你已经是不惑之年 然后你还有一个花花公子手册 You're in your 40s and you have a playbook.
这就是 That's
伤感的地方 the sad part.
莉莉 就是 可以吗 Lily... just...Okay?
所以我重新编写了一个新的花花公子手册 So I put together a brand-new playbook,
把一些我从来没有用过的把戏放了进去 就像 filled with plays I'd never tried before, like...
人体模特
地点在八十年代经典服饰店中 ...where,as in the '80s classic,
我神奇的有了生命 然后你懂得 I magically come to life,if you know what I mean.
吉姆 遇女骗
我一直等到一个女孩说她喜欢什么东西 ...where I wait till a girlmentions something she likes.
上帝啊 我爱死玉米片了 God, I love nachos.
谢谢 Thank you.
允许我介绍下我自己 Allow me to introduce myself.
我的名字叫 吉米 My name is Jim,
吉米 遇女骗 Jim Nacho.
玉米片的发明者 Inventor of the nacho.
所以 你的完美一月成功了吗 So... did you get a perfect month?
当然 Yes.
那你为什么还那么沮丧 Then why are you so upset?
最后一个女孩 第31号 That last girl, number 31...
噢 名字不错 是法国妞吗 Oh, that's a pretty name. What is that, French?
她怀孕了 ...she's pregnant.
等下 你跟我们瞎扯吧 Wait, you're messing with us, right?
你不会真的把女孩肚子搞大吧 You didn't really get a girl pregnant?
真的 It's real.
她真的怀孕了 She's pregnant.
好像把整个完美一月计划 Kinda puts an asterisk,
加上了一个星号 on the whole perfect month thing, huh?
巴尼 你还好吗 Barney,are you okay?
啊 吉姆•南茨 Ah, Jim Nantz.
感谢上帝 你总是在我深陷麻烦的时候出现 Thank goodness. You're always here for me in times of trouble.
我应该怎么做呢 What should I do?
这会你只能靠你自己了 You're on your own this time, bro.
恭喜你 爸爸 Congratulations, Papa.
停下来 这是一场灾难 Stop it. This is a disaster.
为什么 Why?
为什么 因为我已经太老了 Why? Because I'm too old.
我正要 I was about
乔治克鲁尼 影坛常青树 少女少妇通吃
进入我的黄金年龄呢 我的克鲁尼时代 to enter my golden years,my Clooney years,
恋父情结的时代 my daddy issues years,
我只是不想因为我的疏远 where I don't just remind messed-up girls of their dads
让女孩们想念她们的爹地 because I'm emotionally distant.
我就和她们的父亲一样 终极梦想啊 I freaking look like their dads. That's the dream.
我的生命 My life
就这样结束了 is over.
所以你们在哪登记的 So where are you guys registered?
另外一条关于国家巨人银行大厦的有趣的事情 Another fun fact about the Goliath National Bank building,
圆滑而又沧桑的外观被 the sleek but historical facade has been described
建筑月刊形容为现代古典主义 by Architecture Vision Monthly as "modern classicism."
我觉得也是 I can see that.
对吧 还有什么问题吗 Mm-hmm. Any questions from the group?
我有一个问题 I have a question.
之前在那的建筑发生了什么 What happened to the building that used to be here?
那个建筑比这个好多了 It was way nicer.
罗宾 Robin!
噢 我的上帝 Oh, my God!
你在这干什么呢 What are you doing here?
我以为你在 I thought you were in...
希腊 摩洛哥 莫斯科 Greece, uh, Morocco, Moscow.
是啊 环球新闻让我很忙啊 Yeah, World Wide News keeps me pretty busy.
而且非常有名 And pretty famous.
我是说 你现在随处可见 I mean, you're everywhere.
我没有随处可见啊 I am not everywhere. The...
好吧 我是在一些地方出现 Okay, I'm some places.
嗨 佩妮 Hi, Penny.
噢 我的上帝 我好久好久都没见到你了 Oh, my gosh, I haven't seen you in forever.
我喜欢你 公交小姐 I like you, bus lady.
噢 我也喜欢你 Oh,I like you, too.
再也不许叫我这个了 Never call me that again.
然后就这样了 And that was it.
哇哦 Wow.Hm.
真实的舍巴斯基出现了 A genuine Scherbatsky sighting out in nature.
在此刻 就像见到大脚野人一样 At this point, that's like seeing Sasquatch.
不对 大脚野人是一个温柔而且深情的生物 No, Sasquatch is a warm and affectionate creature.
在此刻 罗宾更像神秘雪人 At this point, Robin's more like the yeti--
冰冷而且冷漠 cold and aloof.
嗨 泰德 Hey, Ted.
告诉我如果讨厌的雪人出没 Ask me if the Abominable Snowman called.
讨厌的雪人出没了吗 Has the Abominable Snowman called?
还没 Not yeti.
发音与"雪人"相同
又是这样 Here we are again.
罗宾又错过了我们人生一个重要的时刻 Another big moment for us,and Robin's missing it.
我懂 宝贝 I know, baby.
我是说 她前夫的私生子 I mean, the birth of herex-husband's love child
这设定确实有点扭曲 但我懂的 宝贝 is a bit of a stretch--but I know, baby.
怎样 Well?
太疯狂了 It was... crazy in there,
不过 but...
我吐了一阵 舒服多了 I threw up, and now I feel better.
你干嘛了 Where were you?
吐壶里了 多亏哥先见之明 In the can.I knew I was gonna urp,
在西装外套了这个 so I put this on over my suit.
31号不让我进产房 Number 31 won't let mein the delivery room.
我们还是得称呼名字 We're gonna need a nameeventually.
斯丁森先生 Mr. Stinson?
-啥事 -恭喜 -Yes? -Congratulations.
恭喜我 Congratulations because
因为验血说我不是亲爹对吧 the blood test came back and I'm not the father?!
非爹日快乐 Happy Not a Father's Day!
不 恭喜你 No. Congratulations.
弄瓦之喜 It's a girl.
你要看看她吗 Would you like to meet her?
切 不用了 Nah, I'm good.
-我没事 -快进去看看 -I don't... -Oh, just go meet your daughter!
她叫艾利 This is Ellie.
你们爷俩亲近亲近 I'll give you guys a minute.
此生挚爱 You are the love of my life.
此身所有 Everything I have...
此人所是 and everything I am...
都是你的 ...is yours.
直到永远 Forever.
怎么 What?
牙里塞东西了 Do I have stuff in my teeth?
把订婚戒指还给我 Give me your engagement ring back.
就因为我牙里塞东西了 Just because I have stuff in my teeth?
我们可以再讨论下 We-we can work through this.
还我就是了 Just give it back.
求婚的时效是五年 Five years is past the statute of limitations on proposals.
不赶上这次的话 下回就得再求一次婚 If you don't get married in that time, you have to re-propose.
你愿意 Will you...
愿意愿意 笨蛋 Yes. Yes, you silly man.
等我说完 Let me finish.
你愿意 Will you...
愿意 抱歉 Yes! Sorry.
愿意 Yes.
你 Will y...
愿意嫁给我 Will you marry me...
就在这周四吗 on Thursday?
我打电话去你办公室了 你周四有空 I called your office-- you got nothing on Thursday.
你愿意这周四就嫁给我吗 Will you marry me on Thursday?
愿意 Yes.
同一枚啊 Same ring.
周四
难以置信 I can't believe it.
泰德•莫斯比的大喜之日啊 It's Ted Mosby's wedding day!
是啊 才七年 俩孩子而已 Yes! After only seven years and two kids.
伙计们 我是不是太急了 Guys, am I rushing into this?
哇哦 Whoa.
哦 老兄 你没事吧 Oh, buddy, are you okay?
累死了 So tired.
宝宝不睡睡 Baby no sleepy.
巴尼累死死 Barney dying.
好吧今天疯到后半夜三点 Well, we're staying out till 3:00 a.m. tonight.
真的 我为你骄傲 Seriously, though,I am so proud of you.
不只因为你做了父亲 Not that you're a dad.
因为你像是完全不同的一个 It's like you're a totally different pers...
哇哦 Whoa!
好吧 老样子 And... we're back.
嘿 Hey.
嗨 一起喝几杯吗 Hi.What to join us for shots?
几杯 Shots?
大周四的没吃午饭就喝酒 Before lunch on a Thursday?
你们这是努力在做错误决定啊 It's like you're trying to make bad decisions.
小闺女家家的 就该老老实实回家 You young ladies need to go home,
把自己捂严实了 put on some decent clothes
好好审视一下自己生活 赶紧的 and take a good hard look at your lives. Get!
给自己爹妈打个电话 Call your parents--
他们说不定早都担心疯了 they're probably worried sick.
至此 我这辈子 I have officially
真是什么都见过了 seen everything.
你还没有 Not everything.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我知道我错过了一段日子 I-I know I've... missed a couple lately, but...
可我们说好了重大日子一定回来 we said we'd always be there for the big moments.
哦 糟了 Aw, crap.
睫毛毁了 Mascara running.
盯紧她 别让她跑了 Nobody let her out of your sight.
-嗨老爸 -喔 -Hi, Daddy. -Whoa.
听好罗宾 很开心见到你 Look, Robin, I'm really happy to see you,
但不是那样了 but I don't think of you that way anymore.
别犯傻 你当爹了 dummy, you had a kid.
-恭喜 -是啊 -Congrats. -Right, yeah.
谢谢 孩子啊 Thanks. A kid.
好累啊 I'm tired.
但是 啊 Oh.But, uh,
-她很棒 -是吧 she's awesome. Yeah?
嗯 Yeah.
老爸驾到 Daddy's home.
嗯 Mm.
-嘿 软糖法官 -嘿 -Judge Fudge? Hey? - Hey...
实际上 要通知大伙件事 Actually, um, little announcement for everybody.
我要去州最高法院了 I'm gonna be running for State Supreme Court.
所以一切顺利的话 Yeah. So if everything goes well,
几个月后 就不能叫我 in a couple of months, you won't be calling me
软糖法官了 Judge Fudge anymore.
要叫软糖大法官 You'll be calling me Fudge Supreme.
今天的主角 The man of the hour.
嗯 Yeah.
你说不回来了 You RSVP'd no.
RSVP即Respondez sil vous plait 法语
是的 I did.
不过某人很有说服力 But someone pretty persuasive talked me into it.
不好意思 我知道 Sorry. I know it's bad luck
提前见新娘不吉利 to see the bride in her dress.
值了 Worth it.
怎么能错过这一幕 But I couldn't miss this.
照张照片吧 I want to get a picture.
来 我给你们照张照片 Get in! I want to take a picture of you guys.
快 凑过来 Come on, get together.
笑一个 Are you ready?
好的 凑一起 笑一个 All right, get in. All right. All right.
一 二 One, two,
茄子 three.
嘿 你们几个小伙 Hey. Hey, you kids.
说的像你几千岁一样 Yeah, you didn't sound a thousand there.
你们知道就在这间酒吧 Do you have any idea what happened right here
发生了什么 in this very bar?
不知道 发生什么了 No. What happened?
就 Just...
就一些事 ...just all kinds of stuff.
祝酒 A toast.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
好吧 第一 Okay, first off...
祝此桌的各位 to everyone at this table...
我如此爱你们 ...I love you guys so much,
我无法 I can't even...
好吧 直接到第二部分 Just move to the second part. Okay, okay.
第二 祝泰德 Secondly, to Ted...
别说 Don't say it.
伊芙琳•莫斯比 ...Evelyn Mosby.
谢谢你们啊 Thank you for that.
我所识的 A man with...
情感上最坚韧的 more emotional endurance
男人 than anyone I know.
如此漫长 It was a long,
艰难的情路 difficult road.
感谢上帝 终成眷属 Thank God we finally got here.
干杯 Hear, hear.
莉莉阿姨说的没错 Aunt Lily wasn't wrong.
有时候 这确实是漫漫情路 It was at times a long road.
或许你们会说 这条路那是相当相当相当相当相当的长 You might even say it was really really really really really way.
可是艰辛 才没有呢 But difficult?Nah.
这就是人生 It was life.
人生中会发生很多事情 Stuff happens in life.
有悲欢 Things fall apart.
有离合 Things put back together.
没天早晨我在你们老妈身边醒来 感觉自己无比幸运 When i think how lucky I am to wake up next to your mom every morning.
都会禁不住去想 其实这个结局多简单啊 I can't help but be amazed how easy it all really was.
我所要做的只是 离开公寓几小时 All I had to do was to get out of the apartment for a couple of hours,
好让马修叔叔向莉莉阿姨求婚 so Uncle Marshall could propose to Aunt Lily.
去酒吧 遇见你们的罗宾阿姨 Go to the bar.Meet your Aunt Robin.
说服罗宾阿姨爱上我 Convince your Aunt Robin to fall in love with me.
跟罗宾阿姨分手 Break up with your Aunt Robin.
去乱性疗伤 Go on the rebound.
弄个乱性疗伤纹身 Go get a rebound tattoo.
去洗掉乱性疗伤纹身 Go get the rebound tattoo removed.
遇见斯黛拉 Meet Stella.
说服斯黛拉爱上我 Convince Stella to fall in love wiht me.
订婚 Get engaged.
被甩在圣坛上 Get left at the alter.
被炒鱿鱼 Get fired.
被山羊揍 Get beat up by a goat.
得到教授的工作 Get a job as a professor.
走错教室 Teach the wrong class.
约错了女孩儿 Date the wrong girl.
又约错了女孩儿 Date the wrong girl again.
貌似约错了不少女孩儿 Date the wrong girl again a few times actually.
让巴尼叔叔爱上罗宾阿姨 Let Uncle Barney fell in love with Aunt Robin.
让罗宾阿姨爱上巴尼叔叔 Let Aunt Robin fell in love with Uncle Barney.
预定婚礼乐队 Book the wedding band.
参加他们的婚礼 Go to the wedding.
确保婚礼顺利进行 Make sure the wedding actually happened.
提前离开 Leave a little early.
在正确的时间来到正确的地点 Be in the right place at the right time.
不知怎的鼓起了勇气 And somehow summon the guts,
做出世上最傻最不可思议的事情 to do the stupidest,most impossible thing in the world.
站起来 走到那位打着小黄伞的美丽女孩身边 Walk up to that beautiful girl standing under the yellow umbrella,
开口说道 and start talking.
-不好意思 -你好 - Excuse me. - Hi. Hi.
-我是... -伴郎嘛 快进来躲雨 - I'm the... - The best man. Yeah. Get in here,
-进来躲雨吧 快 -谢谢 来 我拿吧 - Get in here, get in here. - Oh, thanks. Here, let me.
好 谢谢 Oh, okay. Thank you.
-今晚表演的很棒啊 -谢谢夸奖 - Great show tonight. - Yeah. Oh, thank you.
你以前是辛迪的室友吧 You're Cindy's ex-roommate, right?
第5季第12集
是的 而你是那教授吧 Yeah. And you are the professor.
我上过一堂你的课 I took one of your classes.
第5季第1集
是吗 哪一门 Really? Which one?
经济学305 Econ 305.
经济学305 我没教过... Econ 305. I don't teach...
-不是吧 -是的 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah.
-失陪一下 我要去跳轨自尽了 -不用 - Excuse me, I'm gonna jump onto the tracks now. - No.
别跳别跳 你当时很好 很好啊 No, no, no, don't. You were great, you were great.
等等 Wait a second.
这是我的雨伞 This is my umbrella.
我把我雨伞留辛迪家了 I left this umbrella at Cindy's--
你偷了我的伞啊 you totally stole my umbrella.
什么 我才没有 What? No, I didn't.
这是我的雨伞 我买的 This is my umbrella. I bought this.
抱歉 这上面还有我名字缩写呢 Excuse me. It even has my initials
就在这里T.M. On it right here: T.M.
泰德·莫斯比 Ted Mosby.
请你再看一次 泰德·莫斯比 Yeah. Look again, Ted Mosby.
这明明是我名字的缩写T.M. Those are my initials: T.M.
-特蕾西·麦康诺 -非也 特蕾西·麦康诺小姐 - Tracy Mcconnell. - Um, no, Tracy Mcconnell,
这T.M. 是"绝对是我的伞"的缩写 It's T.M.-- Totally my umbrella.
你的T.M.是"绝对搞错了"的缩写 Uh, you're T.M.-- terribly mistaken,
因为这把伞一直属于T.M. Because this umbrella has always belonged T.M.:
我 To me.
不过 我的确丢了几年 Although... I did lose it for a few years there.
我有一次去夜店 Um... So, I went to this dance club...
在圣帕特里克节那天 On st. Patrick's day.
在圣帕特里克节那天 ...On st. Patrick's day.
你把伞落在那里了 And you left it there.
我把伞落在那里了 And I left it there.
你从未想过会再次见到这把伞 And you never thought you'd see it again.
我从未想过会再次见到这把伞 And I never thought I'd see it again.
真有意思 有时候你就这样 Funny how sometimes you just...
把"它"找到了 find things.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
看 多简单 See?Easy.
孩子们 我就是这样 And that, kids...
遇见了你们的老妈 Is how I met your mother.